PHILLIES down METS by 4-2 behind an AARON NOLA gem on Friday night at Citizens Bank Park *** PHILLIES are 68-54 and trail Atlanta by one game in loss column in the NL East race *** PHILLIES lead NL Wildcard race over BREWERS, CARDINALS and ROCKIES by two games in loss column *** BE BOLD ***

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Pop Tarts

Paris Hilton went to jail yesterday. For her, life changes for the next three weeks. She lives most of her life locked into a small cell with just her books, and her thoughts, for company.

No cell phone, no cable television, no Hummers or Beemers, no drinks, no sex, no drugs, no rock and roll.

Ms. Hilton drove drunk, and like so many other repeat offenders she is paying a price. Thankfully, no one was killed. This time.

Hilton’s case is just the latest in a disturbing trend that I have chosen to dub the Pop Tarts: young Hollywood glam gals who have allowed their fame and money to devolve them into drunken, drug-laden, sex-obsessed, lost little girls. Singers, actresses, models have all succumbed to highly-publicized law-breaking and morals reduction.

Let’s first examine a few specific cases.